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"|H. G. Wells (1866-1946)<br>Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.",
"|Cheeseburger Wanted. ",
"|Got Cheeseburger? ",
"|Time To Make The Cheeseburger. ",
"|Fall Into The Cheeseburger. ",
"|Come Fly The Friendly Cheeseburger. ",
"|When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Cheeseburger Overnight. ",
"|Did Somebody Say Cheeseburger? ",
"|Taste the Cheeseburger. ",
"|We're Serious About Cheeseburger. ",
"|Because So Much Is Riding On Your Cheeseburger. ",
"|Think Cheeseburger. ",
"|Poppin' Fresh Cheeseburger. ",
"|For That Deep Down Body Cheeseburger. ",
"|The Curiously Strong Cheeseburger. ",
"|You've Got Questions. We've Got Cheeseburger. ",
"|We Build Cheeseburger. ",
"|There's Always Room For Cheeseburger. ",
"|The World's Favourite Cheeseburger. ",
"|We'll Leave The Cheeseburger On For You. ",
"|Fill It To The Rim With Cheeseburger. ",
"|Because Cheeseburger Can't Drive. ",
"|With A Name Like Cheeseburger, It Has To Be Good. ",
"|Please Don't Squeeze The Cheeseburger. ",
"|Moving at the Speed of Cheeseburger. ",
"|Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Cheeseburger. ",
"|The Cheeseburger of Champions. ",
"|Make It A Cheeseburger Night. ",
"|The Best Part of Waking Up is Cheeseburger in Your Cup. ",
"|Obey Your Cheeseburger. ",
"|Turn Loose The Cheeseburger. ",
"|Better Ingredients, Better Cheeseburger. ",
"|The Ultimate Cheeseburger Machine. ",
"|This Is Not Your Father's Cheeseburger. ",
"|A Cheeseburger Is Forever. ",
"|There's Only One Cheeseburger. ",
"|Do The Cheeseburger. ",
"|Run For The Cheeseburger. ",
"|Your Cheeseburger, Right Away. ",
"|The Science Of Cheeseburger. ",
"|I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Cheeseburger. ",
"|The Cheeseburger That Refreshes. ",
"|Smart. Beautiful. Cheeseburger. ",
"|I Can't Believe It's Not Cheeseburger. ",
"|Feel The Raw Naked Cheeseburger Of The Road. ",
"|Cheeseburger. It's What's For Dinner. ",
"|Something Special In The Cheeseburger. ",
"|It's Cheeseburger Time. ",
"|Is It Live, Or Is It Cheeseburger? ",
"|Wait Till We Get Our Cheeseburger On You. ",
"|Where's The Cheeseburger? ",
"|It's Not TV. It's Cheeseburger. ",
"|The Cheeseburger That Eats Like A Meal. ",
"|It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Cheeseburger. ",
"|Cheeseburger Is Job 1. ",
"|Recommended By Dr. Cheeseburger. ",
"|Nothing Comes Between Me And My Cheeseburger. ",
"|Cheeseburger, Take Me Away. ",
"|You Deserve A Cheeseburger Today. ",
"|A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Cheeseburger. ",
"|It's How Cheeseburger Is Done. ",
"|Little. Yellow. Different. Cheeseburger. ",
"|Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cheeseburger. ",
"|All You Add Is Cheeseburger. ",
"|Cheeseburger Really Satisfies. ",
"|We Do Cheeseburger Right. ",
"|The Cheeseburger Of A New Generation. ",
"|I Want My Cheeseburger. ",
"|When You've Got Cheeseburger, Flaunt It. ",
"|Bread Wi' Cheeseburger Taken Out. ",
"|It's Good To Talk Cheeseburger. ",
"|And All Because The Lady Loves Cheeseburger. ",
"|Probably The Best Cheeseburger In The World. ",
"|Look, Ma, No Cheeseburger! ",
"|Go To Work On A Cheeseburger. ",
"|Put A Cheeseburger In Your Tank. ",
"|No Cheeseburger, No Comment. ",
"||Say It With Cheeseburger. ",
"|Cheeseburger Is Good For You. ",
"|My Goodness, My Cheeseburger! ",
"|Don't Be Vague. Ask for Cheeseburger. ",
"|If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Cheeseburger. ",
"|Refreshes the Cheeseburger Other Beers Cannot Reach. ",
"|Beanz Meanz Cheeseburger. ",
"|Snap! Crackle! Cheeseburger! ",
"|Have a Break. Have a Cheeseburger. ",
"|Cheeseburger -Lickin' Good. ",
"|Because I'm Worth Cheeseburger. ",
"|The Future's Bright. The Future's Cheeseburger. ",
"|You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Cheeseburger. ",
"|It's a Lot Less Cheeseburger Than a Hover. ",
"|For Mash, Get Cheeseburger. ",
"|All The Cheeseburger That's Fit To Print. ",
"|The Appliance of Cheeseburger. ",
"|Try Cheeseburger, You'll Like It. ",
"|Cheeseburger Is Our Middle Name. ",
"|Nothing Acts Faster Than Cheeseburger. ",
"|To Our Members, We're The Fourth Cheeseburger. ",
"|Aaahh, Cheeseburger! ",
"|This Is The Age Of The Cheeseburger. ",
"|Australians Wouldn't Give A Cheeseburger For Anything Else. ",
"|Good Cheeseburger Has Danish Written All Over It. ",
"|Kills All Known Cheeseburger - Dead. ",
"|Pure Cheeseburger. ",
"|Bet You Can't Eat Cheeseburger. ",
"|Never Knowingly Cheeseburger. ",
"|Out Of The Strong Came Forth Cheeseburger. ",
"|Welcome To Cheeseburger Country. ",
"|The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Cheeseburger. ",
"|Gotta Lotta Cheeseburger. ",
"|P-P-P-Pick Up A Cheeseburger. ",
"|Schhh... You Know Cheeseburger. ",
"|Can You Tell Cheeseburger From Butter? ",
"|I Liked The Cheeseburger So Much, I Bought The Company! ",
"|Happiness is a Cigar Called Cheeseburger. ",
"|I Feel Like Cheeseburger Tonight. ",
"|It's A Bit Of A Cheeseburger. ",
"|Shake the Bottle, Wake the Cheeseburger. ",
"|I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Cheeseburger. ",
"|Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Cheeseburger. ",
"|Men Can't Help Acting On Cheeseburger. ",
"|Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Cheeseburger Fits. ",
"|The Good Cheeseburger Kids Go For. ",
"|Gotta Lotta Cheeseburger. ",
"|Let Your Cheeseburger Do The Walking. ",
"|Melts In Your Cheeseburger, Not In Your Hand. ",
"|The Lighter Way To Enjoy Cheeseburger. ",
"|Kids Will Do Anything For Cheeseburger. ",
"|Cheeseburger - The Best A Man Can Get. ",
"|Made In Scotland From Cheeseburger. ",
"|It's Just For Me And My Cheeseburger. ",
"|The Cheeseburger With The Hole. ",
"|Stimulation for Body and Cheeseburger. ",
"|Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Cheeseburger. ",
"|Don't Leave Home Without Cheeseburger. ",
"|Every Cheeseburger Helps. ",
"|Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Cheeseburger? ",
"|Top Breeders Recommend Cheeseburger. ",
"|A Cheeseburger A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play. ",
"|Just Do Cheeseburger. ",
"|Reach for the Cheeseburger. ",
"|That'll be the Cheeseburger. ",
"|Thank Cheeseburger It's Friday. ",
"|It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cheeseburger. ",
"|You're Never Alone with a Cheeseburger. ",
"|Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Cheeseburger. ",
"|Cheeseburger Prevents That Sinking Feeling. ",
"|Be Like Dad, Keep Cheeseburger. ",
"|Bridge That Gap with Cheeseburger. ",
"|Naughty, but Cheeseburger. ",

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